Lexi Love

I did something I normally never do when it comes to work and traveling….. I flew in a day early to check out Chicago! I’d only been to CHI once before in January. If you LOVE the freezing cold, go to Chicago in January! Chicago’s beautiful in the Summer. I wanted to check out the city plus had a few things I needed to pick up before the show. What’s the best way to check out CHI? The CTA! I love public transits! I’ve used them in Boston, NYC, Mexico City, London, and now Chicago



At a dog park in this green stuff called grass.


I need a few things…. One being an Instant Film camera. Like the one in this video below:



So I go to a camera store where I met Chris. Chris will soon be the guy you all secretly desire to be….. To be continued!


As you wait feel free to enjoy :
“The Day Before Exxxtacy 2010 Chicago….”
an adventure like none other
(This is MY Favorite YouTube video I’ve made to date!!!)

“HOW TO DESTROY SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL”





So this is it. Few hours of sleep and we’re all up getting ready. I’ve practiced my song 8 times in 2 days with Team Cybergeist. Most singers get a lot more then a few min of practice time before they play live……


We’re all tired and really excited. I’m a bit sad too. The venue was just a few miles away from the hospital my Mom died in. Not only was she not going to see my show, I’m driving on all the same roads I dove on for over a month when she was in ICU. My “Kid” (Pet snake) of 17 years died in my hands the morning I left for Tampa, I’m 4 days into quitting pot and alcohol cold turkey, and went back to Vegan after my 3 month Vegetarian hiatus. My head, emotions, and body were a little on edge to put it nicely! While getting ready I shut myself in the bathroom to build up my “Rock Chick Mojo” and shake my blues. I needed to warm up my voice, I needed to project my voice more, so I got creative and turned on the hairdryer pretending the noise was the band, and It worked!





Angel said there was going to be a Team Cybergeist cake for the after party, I kinda thought he was joking…… There really was a cake!





But I can’t have my cake and eat it too. It wasn’t Vegan ………


PROPS to anyone in a band who plays live shows! Its a lot of work to get amplifiers, guitars, drums, merchandise, whatever other equipment needed for a show to a venue, and band mates. Show might start late at night but someone has to show up have, pack in hours before your show, set up, and hope the venue management is accommodating if your band has never played there before.




Hostest with the Mostest


I’m not just preforming but I’m Hosting too! I LOVE hosting parties!!! I didn’t know much about the other bands playing with us that night. I took the opportunity of being there early to meet the bands, find out where they were from, and a little bit of their background. That way when I introduced them I could tell everyone who came to see us more then just their name . Oddly enough my band was the one I needed the “Cheat Sheet” for our introduction.





I also got to talk to Shawna who was there covering the show .



Left to Right: Sally Debauchery, YaYa, Shawna, Me.


Up until about 5min from my show time I was chill, relaxed, confident, no pot, no drinks, good to go, and ready to have my “Band Virginity” taken. Then Bam….. I started to forget the words to my song, got realllllllly nervous, and my “Rock Chick Mojo” was leaving the venue! Should I get a shot, or a shot gun, no no no I wanted to really “Feel” this and remember the experience of preforming live for the first time.


Time to go up and Kill It! I’m now that person everyone looks at on stage “The Singer”. There I am in front of everyone, the musics starting, my body’s shaking, inside my head is the quietest its ever been! Like crickets quiet! Even though its so loud on stage with the band playing behind me. I’ve never felt anything like it before.


CLICK HERE TO WATCH >>>>>> My 1st show if video below does Not play.





Pictures from show below . Thanks to EVERYONE who came out and has sent in Pictures from the show!!!!!

After the show we raffled off a Dean Guitar signed by Team Cybergeist, a Jagermeister Skateboard, and everyone had cake, except me . We went to a greasy spoon on the way back to our rooms and it had the best “How Tall” are you measuring stick, said I was 5ft 3in in my high tops! I was soooo exhausted after the show I slept in my clothing and shoes! Next day I left the “Crash & Burn” Tour to go to Chicago for Exxxtacy 2010! Which I’ll tell you about in my next blog !

Day 2 Dress Rehearsal


Sally, YaYa, and I sneaked off to the the salon before band practice to get our superheroin Rock Star powers recharged with a pedicure.





This is it! The last band practice. All dressed up and band room is the place we all go!





Crash course of being in a band 101. Take 1. La la la, oh fuck I’m flat, The band is way louder then me, I may as well be giving the mic a blow job, and I’m still not loud enough! Everyone is assuring me I’m sounding good. Perhaps we did not just hear the same sound coming out of my face? So I go outside and start sing to the trees in the swamp and mosquitos for a good half hour. Came back, took some pictures and video of everyone practicing, then back to the mic I go. This is it! Last time before we all need to go home to sleep and set up merchandise for the CD Release party. Last set everyone said sounded great and got good chilly goose bumps .


Chilly goose bumps was a good note to end on

Day 1 Team Cybergeist
“Should I Stay Or Should I Go”


There almost wasn’t a “Day 1″ for me. I have 2 “Kids” my snake and iguana. I’ve had them both for 17 years. Defiantly my family and they travel with me as many places I can safely bring them. My snake passed away in my hands hours before my flight. Part of me was thinking no no no no this is not happening my baby fuck fuck fuck!!! Other side of me was like this isn’t on the schedule, I didn’t leave enough time for this!!! As my emotions are kicking in, I’m Heartbroken, and almost stayed in NYC to figure out what to do with my now deceased baby. I came to the conclusion He’s dead. He’s going to be dead no matter if I stayed or go. So I pulled myself together threw some black clothing and porn boots in a bag, pissed off and hurt, caught a cab to JFK. Fuck!








Thanks for the 17 years of smiles and Love! I miss you so much .


“Show Must go on!”


Land in TPA. Still shook up about my snake. Long time friend Angel and Sally Debauchery pick me and YaYa, the main TCG vocalist, up and off we go to the studio. YaYa and I have never practiced with our band. Team Cybergeist is a collaboration of musicians from all over the world. Most of us have never met and our music was recorded separately and sent to Angel in emails.


Day 1 at Practice


Oh Boy!!! I’ve NEVER sang with a band before. Its no where near the same as practicing at home Karaoke style. You can feel every instruments vibrations filling your body. Like standing next to a speaker at a live show. Except we are the live show ;-/. and now i have to project my voice louder then normal and stay in tune.


I was in quire since kindergarten, all though middle school, and most of high school. Singing live had never been a problem….. Yeah Been. I was a little nervous before, now I’m really nervous and there’s no one in the room but the band.


We practiced my song about 5x’s on day one. I’d of really like to have had more time but Team Cybereist is a collaboration of many artist and I had to share .





YaYa, Angel, and Sally.


After practice we did a 2AM “Super Wal-Mart” run to get me some Vegan food. I was really surprised at Wal-Marts organic produce selection. They even had HFCS free organic peanut butter!


Day 1 Pictures:

“Maxim Magazine meets Dawn Of The Dead“





A lot of you know that I’m not your stereotypical Porn Star. I love to “Geek Out” and LOVE 80’s B Rated in Cult Classic movies. First time I heard of Robert Rhine was on the bus to school some magazine called Girls and Corpses. I didn’t give it much thought, the pictures were cool, and went to class. Few years later I see this magazine from my childhood and buy a copy of Girls and Corpses, it was “humor-horror-rific” just as I remembered. Then forgotten once more.


They always say third times a charm! On one of my trips to L.A. I get a call from EMM Report that Robert Rhine from GirlsandCorpses.com would like me to come on Gary Garver’s Rock Me TV Unvanilla TV Show. Thinking why does Girls and Corpses sound familiar?….. I go on line to check this out and start laugh a little. Here’s this magazine I’ve seen a few times during my life, always thought that his work was cool, and now it get to do a “Live Alien Autopsy” with Robert Rhine himself! I was very excited to be invited for such a exclusive experience!





Next thing I know there’s a body bag being dragged across the studio and I’m handed a mask and gloves. I have no idea where Robert Rhine got this half charred Alien form, only thing I did know at this point was to expect the unexpected! Brooke Belle and I were gagging from the hideous smell released from opening the body bag, the repulsive odor consumed the studio. We continued on with autopsy and discovered that our Alien friend had a massive cock! Brooke Belle and I LOVE COCK! By the end of the show Brooke and I were completely turned on by our charred Extraterrestrial friend.


Gary Garver’s Rock Me TV





Alien Autopsy Pictures

Girls and Corpses 25th Anniversary Party @ CIA “The California Institute of Abnormalarts”


Some of the celebs spotted @ “CIA”
Murrugun The Mystic, Tanya Tate, The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns, Victoria De Mare, Kim Fowley, The Fabulous Miss Wendy, Brooke Lewis, Carolyn Jones, Elmyra, Jon D’Amore, Kelly O’Leary, Jeff Mullen, Hollie Stevens, Monstar, and Brooke Belle.


If you weren’t at this party you missed out! Great music, hot sexy ladies, Robert Rhine, and my favorite CORPSY! I was so exxxcited to meet Corpsy I had to let him feel me up, I didn’t every care that everyone saw him touching me …..





But Corpsy just wasn’t enough for me, I needed some pussy, and pussy I got! She was all tied up just they way a good corpsett should be!





As all good things must come to an end I had to leave my beloved dead and go to bed.


If you want more of Corpsy and Hottt Sexy babes you can find them all at GirlsandCorpses.com


Girls and Corpses 25th Anniversary Party Pictures





Click here to pick up your own copy of Girls and Corpses Magazine, Prison Soap, Posters, and other Corpsy approved items >>>> Girls and Corpses Store <<<<


xxxo
Lexi

I’m a few months late on this blog…… I’m worth the wait.


Happy Valentines Day everyone!
What goes better w/ Valentines Day then LOVE? Me! Unlike Love I cum without strings, always on, hot, horny, and ready to plllleeeease your every want and need.


“The Taste Maker” ShonShon8 , NY Press, and Miss X wanted to have some play time with me and give me a warm welcome to one of the most diverse cities on Earth- NYC.


History in making:


ShonShon8 is my NYC stylist and has distinct eye for finding new, hip, cool, abstract, exciting clothing, make up, accessories in NYC. My “Taste Maker” stumbled on Miss-X and told me to come over to see what she had found ASAP. I was in Love with Miss X the moment I saw her edgy jewelery, intense make up colors, and sleek make up brushes. But wait there’s more! ShonShon8 had a surprise for me… NY Press wanted me on their Valentines Day cover story!





Valentines Day?…….Hummmm. I’m not in to the card, candy, give me flowers, wine n dine me, take me to a movie so you can fuck me later holiday. I’m down with the fucking in making movie part . ShonShon8, myself, and Steve our fabulous photographer all put our heads together and came up with a few edgy, sharp, hot mess of ideas and set a play day to shoot.


I’m not used to showing off anything except me and my naught bits. ShonShon8 handed me Miss X necklace, its a sick piece along with Miss X vibrant make up. Now to figure out what the hell am I gonna do with this smo’n’ necklace to make it pop? I took off my shirt to feel more in my eleiment and off went the flashes pop, pop, pop.


We took pix inside:





We took pix outside in the FREEZING cold:





and we even had Lucy Vonne shooting BTS:





After a fun day I went home.





Few weeks later:





Read my Cover Story Interview! NY Press Article


Too bad I was in LA when it hit stands I didn’t even get to see my face trampled and crumpled on the snowy streets of NYC. I still don’t even have a copy!


There’s more. Miss X also has a Hardcore Industrial band AngelSpit. I love music and was lucky enough to catch their last US show in an underground club in NYC. I really like their entire style. Makeup and brushes, Music, Clothing, and Jewelry.





I liked the jewelry so much I asked Miss X for a few pieces to wear while I presented awards at X-Biz and down the Red Carpet.





Shonshon8 {The Taste Maker} Twitter


Shonshon8





Steve our fabulous photographers Twitter





Lucy Vonne Sexy Blogtime





Miss-X





AngelSpit





Take a sneak peek at all the LOVE that went in to our NY Press Valentines Day Cover shoot story, X-Biz Red Carpet, AngelSpit show live in NYC!

Ty to everyone who worked on this project I had great time.


Lexi Love

Follow the Cast on Twitter: Kagney Linn Karter, Sara Sloane, Kristina Rose, Ann Marie Rios, Lexi Love, Lisa Ann, Melanie Monroe, Mike Pacino, James Deen, Rocco Reed, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, Mark Wood, Anthony Rosano, and Brian Street Team.


I don’t own a TV. I’d heard of Jersey Shore but really had no clue what the show was about. I asked one of my friends to record it for me, hit the bong , and was only able to tolerate about 15 min of the show. Making the parody was much more fun then forcing myself to watch the “reality” show Jersey Shore. Almost everyone on set was a real life Guido or Guidette. exclusions James Deen hes a sexy Jew and Kristina Rose who clearly states shes not Italian on Jersey Shore Gets X-Rated on TMZ-TV but has had some Italian in her .


On set we were all practicing our East Coast New Jersey accents while reading our lines. I played Samantha and about died when I saw the wardrobe! Silver Bling bra with a red bra underneath it, who wears 2 bras! Then out came the the 1 piece shorts jumper. I’m the last one to talk about “Fashion” but really who wears 1 piece zip up shorts jumper?



My sex scene was with Sexy Mike Pacino formally known as Mikey Butders. I was laughing just reading the script, I had the hardest time in my “Jersey Accent” trying to say without LMAO “Your abs are sooo juicy!” and “OMG you’re making my Pussy Sweat.” PUSSY SWEAT, gross! and then we Fucked on top of the Italian Flag .
>Click here to watch us do the humpty humpty<





So that was day 1 of shooting. The 2nd day I was filming for Adam & Eve so i missed out on the fun with Lisa Ann, Melanie Monroe Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, and Mark Wood . Back on ZTods set for day 3…… So I’m reading the Scrip Starting to feel bad for “Snookie” played by Kristina Rose. No one likes “Snookie” , she has to wear a pompadour ,and she get knocked out! I was like they’re not really going to punch “Snookie” are they? The answer YES. Some of us in porn can act, some of us try, and the rest of us should just stick to sucking n fucking. I was very happy to not be playing Snookie and relying on another porn star to throw a fake punch! Brian Street Team actually did an awesome job of knocking out Snookie. And that was a wrap for me.


Two weeks after shooting the movie was on the shelf and we all went out to a French Bistro dressed as our characters armed w/ our “>OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE PARODY porn to celerbrate and hand out our “Hard Work”. TMZ showed up to, but i couldn’t find the footage from out night out .
Watch us ……..


OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE PARODY YouTube





Jersey Shore Gets X-Rated on TMZ-TV


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