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June 7th 2013 I’ll be live on Sway In The Morningon SiriusXM Shade45 at 10:25 am playing Exotic Interludes!
Sway In The Morningon SiriusXM Shade45 Is completely uncensored hip-hop radio created by Eminem. No filters, no restrictions. On-air hosts and mixers who say and play whatever they want. Shade 45… the hype is real.
This show with be super real… Friday’s on Sway In The Morningon SiriusXM Shade45 is all about “Sex Advice.” Who better to ask about sex than a Porn Star who has an educational sex game that encourages you to push the envelope on the positive development of sexual discovery? Uncle Don’s Exotic Interludes is the fun way to learn and explore your sexuality with friends, lovers, or group party setting .
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This is going to be crazy, fun, wild, adventurous and sexual! Everything you need to know about tomorrow is here lazlow.com
About Lazlow and Big Wayne (for more Click Me… you know you want to )
Lazlow is known for various production work he does for Rockstar Games mainly the Grand Theft Auto (series). Lazlow is the main host of the show. He generally dictates the show, deciding when the show will be done. Lazlow often tells stories of his childhood in ‘footloose’ Oklahoma of not being able to dance or go the cinema due to the religion. Lazlow was asked to leave his church after attending on LSD.
Lazlow’s “sidekick” first introduced with pre-recorded segments called “Romantic Moments With Big Wayne”. Big Wayne became a full host on episode 5. He is known for smoking weed rolled with “Dutch Masters” paper. He has become employed again since the previous show. He is popular for his stories which are often of his childhood and growing up in Queens. Stories would often include Burglary, Prostitutes, Drug taking, etc. Big Wayne and Lazlow live in Long Beach, New York and often tell stories of Body boarding together and going to Jamaica with their wives for Christmas. As of Episode 45, Wayne’s deteriorating health has led the trio to believe that he has diabetes, but he cannot visit a doctor because he does not have medical coverage.
Also known as the “useless producer” and the “useless intern”. Reed and Lazlow met when working for an advertising company together. He was introduced in the first episode. He is known for owning a Scooter (motorcycle) and often gets teased about it. Reed is also known for taking vacations with multiple men, leading to Lazlow coining the term “gay-cations”. Reed had a girlfriend who was referred to as Yoko Ono as it was joked she was trying to break up the ‘group’. Sometime between episode 23 and 24 Reed and ‘Yoko’ broke up. As of Episode 45, Reed supposedly has a new girlfriend. He is regularly questioned about his sexual preference, and is usually subject to gay jokes made by Lazlow or Big Wayne.
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Squeeze me…. into your weekend, I promise I’m worth it
My mother sits on my mantal as a box of ash.
I think I’d like to have all of her compressed into diamonds.
I would drop the diamonds in places I found interesting.
Someone would pick them up, love them, show them off, and pass them on for generations.
No one would ever leave a precious gem just sitting around.
This way my mother would go on forever, she’d be loved, even after all the people who knew her had pasted long ago.
Ben Howard – Diamonds
In the last few years I’ve had a major shift in my attitude towards personal possessions (Making the Best of Stuff and Things) will give you a small look in to how I roll in my closet. I’ve continued on my less stuff adventure implementing this “lite” lifestyle into my home life.
A to B
I sold my SUV.
I use zip car, taxis, subway, Bart, Muni, the Tube, trains and I do this thing called walking quite a bit.
Keep it Tight and Lite to Reap the Benefits
I own a 70lb beanbag, not a couch. Why? I can roll it away, push it in a closet, and it’s perfect for guest or friends to sleep, relax as a group (perfect for 3 ) or to do computer work on.
I own one fancy rocking office chair on wheels (the wheels make you feel like a rock star when rolling and sliding around the room) the other chairs fold up and are put away out of sight. “Let me get you a chair” is actually a great way to welcome someone into my home or office.
My glass top desk is big, tall, heavy, and on sliders. It says yes I am serious about my work but I don’t have to stay where I am if you want to do summersaults on to the bean bag or have a 4 person meeting just slide me to another part of the house.
I have a huge whiteboard on wheels. I was torn between the board and IdeaPaint. I bought the board so I could wheel my ideas away when I’m not working. If my ideas look at me all the time I’ll never have any fun, true story.
I have a BIG fancy bed, as all porn stars and sexy single ladies should, and it’s almost as easy to move up against the wall like a Murphy Bed. I made sure when I bought it that all me and my mighty vegan 5ft 98lb could do so. Why on earth would anyone want to move his or her bed? Maybe you want to do a photo shoot in your bedroom, have a hacker session on a fold out table, or a build a fort out of boxes and sheet ;p. Whatever you want to do, I want that choice.
We had to move my bed so my ass and the photographer could both fit in my room.
Do more with less and less expense:
The break resistant box dish set 16pc: Big plates, Small plate, bowls, coffee cups (when I lived in SF I used recycled glass mason jars for coffee and Togo cups, no big deal to give friends a cup of Joe Togo)
16pc flatware set
4 wine glasses
1 sharp knife – I’m vegan; I cut veggies, not hearts.
3 vegan friendly cast iron pots/pans with 1 lid. Cast iron is versatile, perfect for stovetop and the oven
1 baking sheet
1 wooden soup ladle and spatula
1 mixing bowl
1 big glass-measuring cup
1 measuring shot glass that will on occasion actually be used as a shot glass
4pc set of glass bake/storage-wear, again multipurpose.
1 ninja . I <3 my Ninja blender, I make soup, dough, smoothies, use it as a food processor, it replaces having to have a ton of different tools.
2011 and 2012 I put a lot of thought into having less and having my less do more for me. The less clutter and items in my space allows me to think clearer and have fewer distractions about. You don’t have to go to fancy expensive stores to live compact either. Almost everything I have in my apartment and office I purchased off of Craigslist and used ZipCar to pick it up.
Think small live big.
From one real reason to another: try change, you may just love it!
2013, AEE , and AVN Awards show is just a few weeks away now.
Many of you have not seen me in person in a few years.
I have a fresh new look and am about to have some smok’n hot new pix based off of these pic and styles.
What photos do you like best?
I feel like making a mess.
Child in me: makes mess, feels satisfied and content, walks away oblivious of the cost.
The cost: someone has to clean up after and had to accomadate the childish actions.
The Adult in me: writes a blog and laughs at the idea of blog writing to clean up a mess of a day.
Thank goodness for the Internet, the sexier mess maker and cleaner-upper.